The donkey says to the monkey, “The key is no money, no honey.”
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We are wanderers at the end of the earth.
We meet each other here,
but why must we have met before.
shoot oneself in the feet - Foolishly harm one’s cause
You have to be willing to do the work to know what you’re doing. Did you read that sentence twice? If you really have no idea why you’re changing something, or what it means, then do the research first before you shoot yourself in the foot.
I got this joke from the guy sitting aside me on the subway.
Girl: While I was going downtown on the tramcar this morning, the conductor came along and looked at me as if I had not paid my fare.
Friend: Well, What did you do?
Girl: I looked at him as if I had.
Taking the moring subway in Beijing can ruin your whole day. :(
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